He's still in Wigan.

Did the football yesterday and apparently will be back for the Magic weekend.

I've been saying that for ages! Wigan is famous for it, we should be playing Northern Soul classics instead of the rubbish they belt out over the PA system. Think I might email the club

I would have drove all that way for 3 minutes work to get the wonga they most probably got !

and probably rat assed in king street, mithering the locals

"do you know who i am...hic...i used to be famous and i was married to maggie philbin before she chucked me out for (allegedly) hitting her when i was a bit tipsy"
" i used to present childrens tv shows before they sacked me for keep drinking too much...hic.......i dont drink that much really, just 3 bottles a night....hic.......scotch, brandy, and vodka ..hic"