Squad out. Hello Emmanuel Waine. Nice to have him back though guess he'll not make it?

Butler out. Forwards still light.... We'll take a loss by 30 right?

Is that at half time?

That's the spirit!

Boom!

Odds on us getting an unconverted try must be pretty reasonable.

For those of you that are actually at the ground, can you please go over to the commentary box and stick a sock in Kyle Amor's mouth.

No worries Benny. Next week we get to critique his teaching performance. “No disrespect to the big fella there but his whiteboard technique is all over the place. I’ll give him this he keeps going but he’ll never conjugate the verb unless he’s prepared to do the skills basics.”

On a separate issue this game is pony…..again…..sigh. This fxxxing season.

I tell you what those lapsed fans will be queuing up to buy tickets for upcoming games following this performance. Congrats to all involved.

Ain't that the truth.
At every point in our recent history, we seem to be on a mission to find the most effective way to jettison any current/lapsed/potential fan base.

Hold my hand up, I was wrong about the half time score, but not by much. If nothing else this season, we will set a new Fulham/ Crusaders/ Broncos/ Quins/ Broncos record for nillings.