Crackerjack wrote:As the world struggles to combat the current Corona virus there are fears of another previously unknown illness hitting the UK with its epicenter in the North of England.I
It stems from individuals suffering from withdrawal symptoms from the RL 2020 drug who are self harming by watching old Stevo commentaries and kicking rugby balls around their front lawn.
At its peak the illness can produce bouts of severe depression, karaoking to an Elvis song and jeopardising the emergency services good work by constantly banging on metal utensils with spoons or similar objects.
They can however be easily identified by their c and g hooped apparel and regular cries of gerremonsideref and "we all hate Leeds" and loudest of all "off" and "forward"
At this difficult time please show them respect and a 10 yard clearance as at the moment no antidote has been discovered and it is believed they will only recover by seeing fellow sufferers in the Legends bar and Uate and Leroy back on the teamsheet
Please show consideration for fellow posters until the crisis is over and they can be integrated back into the community
Many thanks
Please note at the moment if and when an antidote is discovered HGSA members BIG G and the Ponner Facebook group will be given priority after treating the elderly individuals holding a concession season ticket.
Thank you for your cooperation!

little wayne69 wrote:That's a blast from the past rodders old boy, ponner, haven't seen him since the walk from your place to Bellevue.

Crackerjack wrote:Well the man's still walking well and did Headingley to John Smith's recently along with other staunch individuals in the most appalling weather for Robbie Burrows cause so can't but praise them all for their efforts.
I've all on to walk to the ground from.the car park these days fella!!