If Roger Hargreaves was still with us I would be writing to him to change the story of Mr Tickle.

In my story Mr Tickle is a statue. He doesn't move. Ever. He makes 14,500 people freeze whilst he takes hours standing still and drinking water.

The only good news is that by the time we all got home the pubs were opening again.

FFS if the ball is under the sticks why does he have to take 20minutes to kick the flipping thing? Even I would be confident in getting it within 20 seconds.

I was worried pizza shop would be shut and we would starve

Are you saying that Danny Tickle is employed by the Government to reduce Obesity in West Hull? Genius!

Strangely there is some programmes going on in Hull called Fit Fans, FC, KR & Hull City are all involved promoting diet & exercise, clearly Tickle has signed up to this

Its like waiting for the next ceb to be ejected in I`m a Celebrity..........he is building the tension.

He can take as long as he likes for me. 100% goal kicking record so far this season. Can make the difference at the end of the season when teams are jostling for home advantage in the play-off's and only points difference separates them

get beat did we??

Who rattled your cage then

as long as Danny kicks the goals thats all that matters

Did you, by any chance, hear a whooshing noise as the joke went over your head?