Good morning Mr Cummins – its really makes us laugh
Organise the referees – you couldn’t run a bath
Week in week out – its status quo – and life goes on the same
One eyed flawed decisions that often swing the game
A “name” team up against “the rest” and stuggling hard to score
All of a sudden – lo and behold -Lets give 6 tackles more
A fumble that goes forward ? – back -A clear rip out – loose carry
Not rocket science – you can employ - any Tom Dick or Harry
One that goes back quite clearly from a high ball – hard to catch
And its “knock on “- possession lost And soon game set and match
They went full time cos it was said that way they would improve
Watching some of them each week they find it hard to move
They get downgraded for messing up?-That doesn’t ring true because
Its soon forgotten and they get A holiday in Oz!!
10 yards? – its often 9 and 8 And sometimes even less
And who gets the dispensation Its not so hard to guess
A slightly dubious tackle – they put it on report
But “go on - take his head off Jim !!”-Its Ok – its just sport-
Seconds to run – Exciting game (I`m not saying “It’s a fix” )-
But hang on – They can sort it out- “Penalty” – in front o sticks
So get your act together all fans would like to see
The same approach to both sides
A little CONSISTENCY?? (please?)
Apply the rules the same both ways - otherwise you make a farce
Of what we call the greatest game -so get up off your …………………….chair ?
Get it sorted – you and them and earn yer bloody money
Cos from OUR viewpoint in the stands - It isnt even funny!
(with apologies to ex mod!!
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