When can we pick the new swipe cards up, due to work i couldnt get to the game on Sunday so dont know if anything was mentioned.

Do we have to take an ID or anything to prove who we say we are.

Retina scan.

I thought it was a sperm sample and they do a taste test

Colon examination apparently, bring your own Marigolds

has the devices been fitted to the turnstiles that will enable the swipe cards to function.

didnt notice anything when i went through on sunday

wouldnt have thought so they are great on ideas but short on actual delivery

Allegedly the turnstile operative will just say "bleep" as you produce your card..... saves on installing any new technology.

Providing all goes well, it should be mid next week.

Are you working like a machine?? Have a break have a kwik krap

I knew there was something dodgy about that cup of coffee I was given this morning.