a couple more for ya.....
the dunoon observer in scotland ran a story which read
" we would like to make it clear that the old pouffe, responsible for starting the fire at honeysuckle cottage last week, referred to an item of furniature, and NOT the owner"
also
when spy chief eliza manningham-butler published m15's telephone number for the first time in 1998, most people who called wanted flat pack furniature
jc has left the building!!