1. Myler will score 20+ tries for catalan and we will all be crying 'why did we let him go'
2. England will prove himself to be a decent SL prop at wakefield
3. Monaghan will score a boat load of tries for someone else... see myler
4. Lineham will be our top try scorer

with reference to 1,2,3 hell will freeze over 1st before they happen,4 is more realistic...you forgot to put in number 5 wheeler playing 2games in a row

1. Eddie H will speak with barely hidden disdain when commentating on a Wire Sky game.

how long in to the season before sky go well over board with tomkins,golden boy roby and the union convert sinfield..i`ll give it 10 seconds

Salford at home on the last day before Super 8's, Gareth O' Brien sails a drop goal over from 50 yards out in the last second to deny us a place in the top eight.

Roy does a u-turn and returns to the Northern hemisphere to play for Widnes and has a barnstorming year, becoming top try scorer and Man of Steel.

I suspect.

1. The best pre-season training ever. Tearing it up etc.
2. Fall short in both comps again but making the 8.
3. Growing criticism of Sandow.
4. Growing criticism of Smith.
5. Optimism for the new year especially with all the promising younger players.

1. At last the volume on the TANNOY at the HJ is turned down and you can hear yourself speak. Chatting to the friendly giant that always stands behind me in the South I learn that he is in fact a Bulgarian illegal immigrant, living in Padgate, and wanted on charges of mass murder at the Hague.

2. The RFL celebrate the success of getting a major daily to promote the sport of rugby league as the Daily Mail front page leads with the headline " 50,000 PACK THE HJ TO SEE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON". The article goes on to say that several hundred spectators were injured below the South stand in a stampede for fast food and that a weirdo in a wolf suit was seen molesting children.

3. Gary Wheeler runs onto the pitch for the 'Boxing Day' friendly, trips over a crisp packet, and is sidelined for the rest of the season with a dislocated knee joint, ripped ankle ligaments and two broken ribs.

4. TS gives his first post match reaction at Workington following the pre-season friendly " Yeh, yeh, (swigs bottled water) there were lots of good things, but we didn't have much luck with the bounce of the ball. To be fair, there was not much between the sides it was just the 12 tries that we conceded in the second half that turned the match".

5. Wire finish 5th in SL but don't reach a final. SJM announces the departure of TS and after a campaign by a Warrington taxi driver, Chris Bridge is announced as the head coach for 2017.

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We will play Catalans away on....?

THE HOOF