In a pub in Earl's Court on Friday night, I spotted one of your fans slumped in a chair. It looked like he'd enjoyed more than a few pints. I decided to get an 'expert' opinion on the winner of the Lance Todd.

'Monaghan' he slurred. Following his sage advice, I won £40!

Whoever he was, thank you.

Oh, and well done. And well done to your other fans too. I was in your end of the stadium and you made one hel of a racket.

I think you had one too many, he said get us one more man, hears a fiver.