Wouldn't want to do that job, it's an up and down business





Taxi for one

Anybody know were the late great Mr Tache has gone

I've heard he's in Australia talking to his sources about which NRL players will be joining us next season. Our international man in the know.

edited for accuracy and truthfullness.

He's probably gone to get Hicks back from rugby union.

has taches deadline passed yet

sure he mentioned 27th may?

So the Guardian on the 28th will have the back page splashed with our new super signing.

Don't remember any dates being mentioned but he did say a few weeks, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days so id say yes the deadline has past.