That was Scaramanga off 'The Man With The Golden Gun'.

Could do her from the rear?

I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.

Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's over the thoracic area. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.

True.

Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.

I think most girls appreciate honesty. Anyway if you've done your job well enough up to that point she'll be that desperate she won't how you do it.

(Isn't it technically 3 nipples rather than 3 boobs - that'd be awesome!)

Nah, thats why I suggested M&M's and not Hundreds and Thousands.

Nowt like a bit of filth

Any thoughts on this weeks edition?

Barrie mac commenting on the "culture at the Warrington club".