Is your whelm rising?

I am currently in a state of medium whelm.

Not only does he appear to be a handy player. He is one tough hombre too.

This thread got me thinking, could the club actually sell a 'Monaghan Watch'. I'm on the lookout for a new watch, y'know to tell the time and stuff. If the club produced one with say, his face on, I think i'd be interested. I hope others would support this too.

And early favourite for the 2008 Community award.

But you'd get one and think 'WOW, this is the best watch I have ever owned'. You would look forward to using it so much, but over the following few months you would gradually become disillusioned and eventually come to realise it is as bad a watch as all the other watches you have ever owned. You'll find yourself looking forward to your next watch hoping that that'll be 'the one'!

Or, shortly after putting it on for the first time he'll walk into a door and it's face will suffer a nasty crack. Or it will lose time, proving to be not as quick as it should be...

Why aren't the club selling digital monaghan watches? or possibly even a small sundial that you can strap and balance on your wrist, thats what i would like as an obscure wazzaton wol-ves fantastic!

and in other nonsensical complaints

Dear Warrington Wolves, the other day i watched silent witness with the sound down and it didn't make any sense!

yours,
that bloke that was really unpopular in the guardian a few months back

Have you tried ceefax page 888. It has sub-titles for the BBC's major programmes.