Whatever happens tomorrow 2 things is for sure our youngsters will give it there all and no Wigan players will cop a ban no matter what they do..

True on both fronts

I bet you had to have a lie down

Safe to say no Wire player will pick up a ban either, 3 £250 fines spread between both clubs and pure indignation on RedVee will ensue

Have I missed anything? I’ve just been rummaging around looking for my boots.

Ps if they do give me a run out I promise to hit Field and French with a lump hammer…if i ever get close enough to them.

If you were successful in your mission, then please accept my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.

Let's hope SB has a cunning plan for today.

Pleased to report that my "skullduggery" mission was accomplished with ease as we might be doing some work with a company from the aptly named Skull House Lane in Wigan. so a link to them and whomever snaffled the last Ginger Nut from the office biscuit supply meant that I didn't have to resort to Leonard Sachs at the Leeds City Variety mode...

Contrafibularities on the other hand might be more difficult to weave in leaving everyone in work pericombobulated

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