Thank you master

He is fit now. I literally bumped into him in town on Friday, backed up into him trying to find a pair of 32 super skinnys in Top Man. He even apologised, but he'd side stepped me perfectly well anyway. Positively swaggered it down the stairs too.

Can I ask why it's a must win game for Warrington though? Wigan will probably win their two remaining games and take second. Hull are absolute dirt and will probably lose their two games unless we rest players.

Salford are likely to only win of their two games, I'd be amazed if they beat Leeds at Leeds. You'll walk through the playoffs bar possibly the Goons away, won't you?

So the most likely outcome is you going to Pie land week 1. Win and you play us in the semi. Lose and you probably play at home to Salford for a chance in the second semi against Saints or Wigan.

Absolute worst case you come 5th and have to beat Hull and Salford away? Hardly a nightmare scenario.

And it’s that sort of attitude that led to your undoing at Wembley. We should be in play off mode from now, battle hardened and taking nothing for granted.

Who was buying the jeans? You? Super skinny 32s? I always imagined you in baggy bottomed grey jogging pants, white socks and sandals topped off with a pot noodle stained saints replica top circa 1982 which strains more with each passing season to conceal the effects of three decades of a lard and bitter diet.

Am I wrong? I suspect not, dear friend. Back to your Kevin Ward scrapbook with you.

eeerrrm well off topic sorry, but did we have a Marvel round this year with a marvel shirt release? has it not happened this year or has it already happened and i'm just dense and have missed it?

It was at wembley, are you ok?

For Saints it was the Mr Men round, starring Lachlan Coote as Mr Fumble, Walmsley as Mr Anonymous and E McManus as Mr Angry.

nah seriously though, they didn't do a marvel thing this year, we had the milwaukee shirt for the magic weekend if you recall, that was our special shirt.

ISC had the Marvel license, so even if there had been a 'Marvel round' we would not have been part of it as our kit supplier is now O'Neills.