This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
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wigan joke.....
they were gonna introduce a C.S.I. unit in wigan to tackle a rise in crime until they realised they would have to use dental records and all the D.N.A. would be the same!!
"she wore, she wore, she wore a yellow gibbon"
"she wore a yellow gibbon in the merry month of may"
"and when i asked her why she wore a gibbon"
"she said it's for the wire and it's gonna climb a tree!"
INARDIS FIDELIS
"If Noble is there next year I will not be renewing my season tickets mine and two grandchildren the future Wigan Suporters.
How low can we get".............wigan fans ...ancient and loyal
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Bloke bursts into the doctors surgery and says "Doc you have to help me I can't stop winning at dominoes and I am starting to lose all my friends" the doctor looks up and says "Don't you ever knock?".
man goes to the doctors and says
"Dr have you ever laughed at a patient?"
Doc replies
"no never, i have been doing this job now for 50 years and it would breach the high standards i set myself to laugh at one of my patients"
the man drops his trousers to show the Dr the tiniest little willy no bigger than an AAA battery.
The Doc starts to laugh hysterically and the man goes bright red.
The Doc then says
"im so very sorry, i am so embarrassed that has never happened before and i promise will never happen again, what is you problem then sir?"
A jewish man applies for a season ticket at wigan but was turned down on account he was circumcised.... apparently you have to be a complete knob to support them
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