Come on that's TOO far-fetched!

Just finished a phone conversation with Mal Meninga and he told me that although the light bulbs at Tesco worked out more expensive than those at Asda, Tesco fruit and Veg prices are much cheaper. It works out to about a £4.61 saving per month.

I wonder what Carol Vorderman would say about that. BA Baracus would pity the fool that ignored a deal like that.

Vordernam can say what she likes, the wily minx [makes horny cat noise]

Dean Richmond drinks in the Red Lion. Honest.

Unfortunately.

Only kidding, Dean.

I hate it when he does that. He really should start looking after himself better and having his 'five a day' instead of all that deep fried roadkill.

I've got Jesus in my life. He's a pretty cool guy but you wouldn't cross him.

Does he?

It was nailed on you'd say that.

He also makes a mean 'fish toastie' out of pretty much anything.