Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

Grease was the word for us girls growing up

Apparently, that's wrong and it's "the lady doth protest too much. [pause] Methinks".

In that case, I stand corrected. You get my point though.

I never thought I'd see the day when I got pulled up on a Shakespearean misquote on here...

well two things:

1) he was running towards the wire fans so no worries.

and

2) if he has a bomb it might have caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

And yes quite amusing.
Can see it being used by lowes as an excuse for the crumble.

The last act of a desperate man, though, if I admit it myself

He moved faster than Rah on the way to the try line. Seriously, he has to be the slowest person ihave ever seen.