Jim Jalfrezi wrote:No, sorry I don't actually.
However, I did notice you avatar..........very fitting for someone from 'o'er the hills' in "sheep shaggin land".
Yorkshire..........England's most beautiful county.
What a pity that the vast majority of it's towns and cities are full of idiots, thugs, perverts and curry houses

Just a couple of things JJ. Actually, may I 1st point out that I'm somewhat a turkey fan of yours. Most of your posts are top. In this case I really do think your a little off the mark. 1st, how many sheep do you think actually live in Leeds never mind how many of them are being man-raped. Being a city, about as many as in Salford... 0. 2nd, I live in Littleborough at the far side of Rochdale. It's in Lancashire. It's full of idiots, thugs, perverts and curry houses. Oh, and a confirmed sheep shagging incident! (The curry houses aren't a problem to me though.) 7 miles up the road in Yorkshire is Todmorden which has far less idiots, thugs, perverts and curry houses. On top of that it is a quite wonderful little town. With a great feeling of good will and friendliness.
Hard to admit at 1st I know.
I'm sure there are lots of more appropriate reasons to pick on the Leeds folk. Their awful accent for 1.
Now please apply that JJ magic in a funnier and more accurate manner I beg of you sir!