Come on then, own up. Who was the Salford fan walking grumpily through Westfield with his girlfriend this afternoon?

John from Salford?

Where?

Shepherds bush?

Could be Kogorah

It could well be - when I've was there everyone looked miserable. Maybe St. George winning the minor premiership will cheer them up.

Dont know where Westfield Shopping Ctr is but I dont imagine John from Salford has been anywhere outside of his home city.

Typo corrected.

People are miserable in Kogorah because it is depressing. Too close too Rockdale.

I would imagine the centre they are talking about is the one in Shepherd's Bush.

D'oh! Should have made that clearer, Westfield Shepherds Bush.

His mrs had a fair few shopping bags and he was looking as miserable as sin. Probably maxed out his credit card, poor sod.