Seeming as though it says to on the passport office website and the fact that we didnt know our way round that scum-ridden verminous hell hole of a city then yeah the taxi was the best option. Looking back we should of hopped on the hand glider....

RED

City crashing out!
Hamburg fans in town today!

DEAD

City fans in town.
The said fans mentallity, fooking idiots.

RED Easter Weekend - still on a high from it Stag party in London on Friday night The best meal I have EVER had The weather over the past day or two Life in general at the moment. DEAD Traipsing around Soho at 2.30am looking for an establishment where my mate could have his last celebration of freedom.... Getting hassled by all manner of nobs while looking for said establishment. Having to work for 5 days next week - here's to the next bank holiday in May. The amount of money I've spent over the last two weekends.

RED Easter Weekend - still on a high from it Stag party in London on Friday night The best meal I have EVER had The weather over the past day or two Life in general at the moment. DEAD Traipsing around Soho at 2.30am looking for an establishment where my mate could have his last celebration of freedom.... Getting hassled by all manner of nobs while looking for said establishment. Having to work for 5 days next week - here's to the next bank holiday in May. The amount of money I've spent over the last two weekends.

On behalf of; Young Danny, Solly, Walshovski, Average Working Joe, Deano, Ave it!, 'Younger Ste' and 'Older Simon'...The Catalans 2009 Red or Dead Special!

RED

Scenes typically Deano
Tio Pepe's - 'It has never let us down!'
Train Journeys
New phrases
- 'Juiced up'
- 'Greasing your monkey'
- 'S**t-box'
- 'Lording it up'
Homosexual Holidays
Rooms 115 and 118
'Lets Go Desperado'
Drunken Hotel Room Wrestling
3 In A Bed
Average Working Joe's Hair Straightners
Ethiopian caramel revel face
Sam Alladyce's head
'Rampant'
Constant Chants of: 'Cut Your Hair You Scruffy T**ts' Aimed At Young Danny and Average Working Joe
'STAND!'
Demolish/Annihilate/Massacre/Obliterate/Crucify/Destroy/Genocide her!
Fresh Table Football
Unused Hotel Rooms
The Caslte Bar
'Talk To Her For Half An Hour, Her Knickers Would Be In Her Handbag!'
Average Working Joe's Bald Patch
Freshness Levels
Mal and King Karl
'Fine Pair Of Legs, Wait 'Til I Tell Karl That'
DJ Eric
Scenes boardering On Anarchy When Dirty Old Town Came On In Tio Pepe's
'Younger Ste' Trying To Jib A Plane
Seeing Barca, For 20 Mins
Ordsall Red Calling Mal and 'Younger Ste's' Birds Slags!
'Paul Worthington and Steven Haydock - It's complicated'
Gooning For Karl Passing His Driving Test
Stapo At The Airport
Big Phil Dancing Despite Defeat
"Yal'right Simon, How Are You? How Are You Lads? Salford Through And Through Us Si..." "Who's that Dad?" "Not A Bloody Clue"
Players Being Roared Off Despite 32 Point Defeat
'Best Away Ever!'
"I Can't Wait To Get Home And Tell My Family The Details Of This Trip..' 'Why, Will Your Mum Be All Juiced Up?'
'Old Faithful, You'll Never Cheat On....'
Opening A Hotel Room Door To Witness The Greatest Thing The World Has Ever Seen
'Clearing The Air Walks'
Desperados
"Ahhhh....Matt & Beav/Bri & Dave"
Mal Slandering Walshovski For Buying Chips In France, The Ordering Himself A Cheese Burger
Wilky Thanking Fans For Leeds 'Antics'
Average Working Joe's Morning Voice
The Kavos Cockroach
Ave it! and Young Danny Dancing On The Bar
The Following Peoples Levels Of 'Drunkeness'...Dave, Emma, Parky, Banners Mike and Tommo.
"Grow Your Hair, Have A Shave, Get That Coat Sorted...I'll Get You A S**g!"
"I Don't Think He'll Be A Good F**K!"
"You Three Never Invite Me Anywhere!"
Red Wine
"People Don't Stay Together Like They Used To, It's Not Like Tudor Times!"
"Strawberry's/Mushroom's"
The Amount Of Abuse Solly Got For Drinking Wine
Elbow
Average Working Joe's Freshest Ever Day
"What Happens On A Euro Away, Goes On The Turkey!"
Deano's Constant Fashion Advise - "Seriously Walsh, Cut Your Hair Short, Dark Jeans, Nice Pair Of Pointy Shoes, Nice Belt, Shirt Tucked In. Sort Yourself Out Son!"
Out, Out, Out X!
"Walshy's The Smartest Man On The Height, And The Biggest Slag On The Height!"
"Danny Get Those Callum Best Sunglasses Off...Never Liked You, Never Will. F**k Off!"
The Taxi Ride To The Airport - Chaos!
Pitch & Toss At Cerbere Trainstation
'Older Simon' Constantly Attracting Strangers Throughout The Trip
'Do You Know *insert name here* He's F**king Mental!!'
Leeroy's Mushroom/Martin's Strawberry
Baldy Costco
'You Can't Just Go Around Banging People Senseless Walsh, You Have To Feel Something For Them...' 'How Old Are You Danny?'


DEAD

The Cost Of Everything
My Camera Being Stolen, 145 Pictures Gone! (some with imcriminating evidence on)
Losing
Virtually Everything I Took With Me, Being Broken!

What a trip, defo one of the funniest and most barmy away trips ever!!! Only ruined at the end by some scumbag having away with young dannys camera in Barca

Red
Ave It! "Parky what are you drinking red wine for you big gay" said person orders lager gets bill, "Err a bottle of Red Wine please"
The Trip in general
Red Wine
The Number of Reds at the game ("Where were you at Hull FC" )
Hotel Kyriad and having the top floor (sorry Penthouse suite) and the view from our balcony
BillyBradshawsmums Tours - Quality once again!
The meal we had on Friday night.
Le Palais des rois de Majorque

Dead:
The Price of Lager
The Exchange Rate
Falling out
Coming home
A certain travel company not picking us up - twice!
Losing
My head and arms being redder than my Home shirt
Me listening to the Forecasters and not taking shorts.

I'm sure they'll be more once my head starts to clear!

A few More

RED
Having a kick around and a few beers in the square before the game
Me, Bri, Dave and Chris- the keepy up champions

Also Red
Chris Charles No1 Fan sticking to his promise - Nice one matey

Also Dead
Getting home and finding 40 Euros that we forgot we had from our last trip to Europe in a tin!

RED

"CHEEKY"(Worthy's best mate)
Worthy's suntan!!
weekend
Company all w/end


DEAD

Perpignan taxi drivers
prices in France to eat/drink
certain tour company

RED, VERY VERY VERY RED
- my bonce and arms after Saturday in the sun.

RED
- the whole trip in general but especially the company we kept and meeting plenty of other faces during the trip
- San Miguel Extra Especial in Girona Airport
- the Frogbus or Grasshopper as it was wrongly called
- french coach drivers taking their hands off the wheel to put their glasses on to read text messages whilst passing through the Pyrenees at 100KPH and not getting us all killed
- french cuisine...I reckon they could make a bit of a name for themselves if they keep it up
- the views from the top turret of the castle on Friday morning...absolutely stunning
- the castle itself...again, absolutely stunning in almost every way
- attractive french ladies in very very tight jeans
- attractive french ladies in general
- the fancy cinema and bank near le castillet...very very impressively refurbed
- Ave It and his wine exploits, he's the Turkey's Jilly Goolden now I think...red, white, rose - doesnt matter to him
- the huge shout of Huuuuuuuugh Bear when that daft procession thing went past us
- bus banter to and from the game
- the players reaction to how good a reception they got after the game...they were certainly surprised and impressed by us I think
- Malachy's doppelganger filming the game right in front of us
- some of Malachy's "impressions" for cameraman GT...I think Ginge struggled to take the photo's for laughing so much
- Tio Pepe's antics and everyone taking about 2 and a half million photo's in there
- certain forum members falling over at least 3 times and having to be helped to their feet, inside and outside Tio Pepe's
- the free caps on the way out of Tio Pepe's...where the frig did they come from????
- having no hangovers/headaches the mornings after the nights before....must have been the red wine and not so much beer/vodka for a change
- the Nazi-like air stewardess on the way home who had an absolute eppy when she found that some people had put coats in the overhead compartments when she'd strictly told everyone not to...I dont know how Al got away with his!!

DEAD
- getting a smack in the cods in Girona airport off Cheeky Monkey
- having to lug certain people's bags around when they conveniently walked off at inopportune times
- the "20 minute" walk back from the stadium to town on friday night...the longest 20 minutes of my entire life
- certain forum members sharing beds without clothes and indulging in certain shenanigans...very very very glad I didnt witness it and I certainly feel sorry for any who did - I dont think the memories will ever leave those who witnessed it
- the view from behind the sticks in the ground
- the problems I had with getting cash on my card/euro passport thingy...bar stewards