Red
18 league titles
Classic Manchester '09 (for a while anyway)
Chinese karaoke
Salfords performance yesterday
The post match being good for once this season
The boy and barrel
Frankie birchall hitting on people
She wore she wore she wore a fu
cking crew cut
Get your hose out!
Playing rugby with a buger king bag on the platform
Geordie Alan crumbling
That breakfast in the Cherry Tree
Geordie Alan burgers
Bar muffins
Eddie Grant
GT's loyalty even in hard times
Dead
Me on Sunday morning
Swan taxis
The lack of Salford fans playing out after games nowadays
Failed jibs
Inbreds