It is when you need to keep up with whats going in the world

Red

Shameless tonight

Frank Gallagher's monologue on The Stone Roses

Batley away

Getting to see Morrissey (If he doesn't pull out due to illness)

Dead

That ''sports'' bar in Batley

The amount of assholes there from Salford, made Batleys hicks look sane and thats saying something.

Chris 'the retard' Joynt and that pan faced union rentboy.

RED- shameless last night
the female talent going into total fitness in Walkden at the moment

Dead- still 2 weeks till pay day
7 months till shameless is back on

RED:

Upcoming Gigs
Twisted Wheel @ Academy 1
Girls Aloud @ MEN
Morrissey @ Apollo
The Panics @ Roadhouse
Florence & The Machine @ Salford St. Phillips Church
Oasis, Kasabian, Enemy, Twisted Wheel, Free Peace @ Heaton Park
Kasabian @ Academy 1
Antony & The Johnsons with 33 Piece Orchestra @ Opera House
Elbow and the Halle Orchestra @ Bridgewater Hall
Elbow @ MEN
The Cribs @ Apollo

next we'll get the famous "I'm only there to accompany my young daughter and her friends" quote

btw....that's a really diverse selection of music mate

Red
Lancashire's continued good performances.
Sticky wickets.
Bumpy wickets.
Lumpy Stevens.
The four greatest batsmen of all time being non-smokers.

Dead
Boys batting on bumpy wickets.

Hobbs
Bradman
Richards
Tendulkar

Grace, Trumper, Ranjitsinhji and Bradman. It was the 1944 edition of a book first published in 1911!

RED
- first half performance against Batley, some cracking rugby
- Willie Talau's pass to send Thierry in in the 1st half on Sunday
- Lancashire nah nah nah, some very encouraging early season signs
- finding The Holy Grail, The Bible, The Kuran all rolled into one - The Book of Cricket
- Sir Pelham Warner
- Nited almost at number 18
- Nited with a 50/50 shot of number 4

DEAD
- Perpignan and Edinburgh in the space of 3 weeks leaving me as well off as a Mexican pg farmer
- 2nd half performances at Batey (off the pitch mainly) we all hate leeds??? WTF that's all about when we're playing Batley??
- the increased numbers of the KHE at away games
- getting Wigan away in the cup, looks like we'll have to ruin the RFL's dream Saints v Pies cup final wont we?

DEAD

This clubs nobhead element. Racist turbans in an area not populated by people who wear turbans, silly wigs, pitch invasions, threatening people in boozers because they asked someone to stop blocking their view of the tele, singing songs in pubs as if they're at the match (and getting the words wrong), 'threatening' to set fire to Batley shirts because "that's all they're worth", anti-Leeds songs in Batley...

Need I go on? All of you f*ck off back to whatever you were doing before you discovered Salford City Reds. You're not wanted.

RED

Tom and Jerry & The New Shoo on You Tube.
Holidays booked.
The Grand Ole Opry.
Nashville.
D I V O R C E.

DEAD

Suddenly feeling very very old.