World obesity champion Graham Liebfraumilch was also banned for two years last year for consuming a banned form of wienerschnitzel. Easy to mix the two up.

Garth Lock in the Metro yesterday

Yes can you believe after what happened to their Gareth, that Graham would be such a fool and get done for the same thing, I ihop the other brothers Gerry and Gary Hock dont follow suit !!

what do you expect from the Express stable, a free paper that encourages office workers to surf the internet all day, and offers and prizes only in London.

Who's surfing the net all day? I'll have you know I'm hard at it at work and have not had a moment to ...