Red

Wetherspoons price for a pint of Greene King Bitter 99p. ( I know what ill be drinking this weekend)

Still having money left after christmas & new year

Dead

Work and the amount of it i have.

Being in a drunken state at weekend and bruising my ribs. Ouch!

Nout to do with me.

Red:
Benitez doing a Keegan. And it's only January.

Red

Boston 0 FCUM 1, and the general day.

MUFC 3 Chelsea 0

''Where we going Mal? PC World? Where in the world? PC World!''

A possible new fan

Young Danny getting past the bouncers in The Shakespere

Tyskie

Dead

Skysports choice of pundits

Quality



Legend!



Easy, Easy, Easy

Red:
Friday Night in Manchester with Salford red all over.
The Old Nags Head
City Arms
The Vine
And the various pubs/bars in the Northern Quarter that I haven't got a clue of the names.
The Train to Swinton TPITF
Wii Sports when bladdered.

Dead:
Having to get up early on Saturday and not feeling right until I was back in the Waggon around 16.00 that afternoon.
Freezing my nuts off at Victoria Station waiting for the train.

DEAD
Having no money what so ever meaning I've had to stay in all weekend and not have a drink.

The same reason meaning I won't be going out this coming weekend aswell.

Our game getting called off on sat due to a frozen pitch meaning its been about 7 weeks since our last game. ( at this rate NWC will be playing into the summer)

RED
Having no money meaning my liver is having a well earned rest, (I've not gone a week without a drink for the past 3 years until now!!!)

Charity boxing match at the reebox stadium in June.Come down and cheer me on , can't decided what tune to walk out to yet Matchstalk man, dirty old town? Any more suggestions?? ( And before anyone starts no I'm not walking out to snow white and the 7 dwarfs tune!!!)

What about the oompa loompa song then

Knew that was next

Got to be matchstalk man. Seeing as though you make it your own regular on kareoke