Why not sneakily swap your black and white shirt for a red and white shirt and tell everyone that you supported Rovers from being a baby?

Seriously though, life as an under-performing Hull FC fan must realy suck at the moment when there's a prospect of a Rovers Cup and GF double.

A winger to replace Calderwood.

A centre to replace play with the winger to replace Calderwood.

I'd rather rip myself a new a-hole then ever turn into a wood work KR fan like the majority of the fans. I dont recall them getting 9,000 crowds when they were in League 1?

I love Hull FC, and even though we are going through a pretty rough patch at the moment, I know when our board finally have the balls to actually bring in a new coach and some decent players, ill be around to see us contend for the title again.

Hull have had more success in the past 4 years then more then half of Super League in the same period of time...more then Rovers have done.

That makes about as much sense as Paul Cooke's drinking habits.

Power & Pace in the centres, a scrum half (Horne should have been made the first choice full back years ago, but now because he's had to play in just about every position in the backs, he's nothing more than a good utility player).

Most of all the coaching staff need to go Sharp & Agar are useless. Hull's structure in attack and defense is awful, and they look spineless at times.

You forgot to add the bit about them been over-paid pi$$ heads who always go out on the lash.

If I was as 5hit as they are I'd want to have a drink too.

Im still holding onto the theory of 'they are playing 5hit BECAUSE they're drinking', but you may have a point!

And clearly you do judging by your reply A winger with speed whatever next.

A winger with speed is good, but only when they've got the upper body strength to carry them forward.

Calderwood is so easily dragged back on the first few tackles when he plays first receiver.

It's like watching Waine Pryce again for us, when he was picked up (when it was allowed) by the Salford attack and carried 20m and dumped back down over his own goal-line.

You have to ask, what use is speed without a) an open field and b) the service.

Since he left Leeds Calderwood has been average, if that.