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Post subject: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 pm
Ferocious Aardvark
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Joined: Feb 17 2002Posts: 28357Location: MACS0647-JD
A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link
I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link
I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:09 pm
rugbyreddog
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Joined: Mar 07 2005Posts: 4526Location: Hornsea
The chimp would have got away with it if he had not posted his plans on his blog.
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Post subject: Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:11 pm
mystic eddie
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Joined: Mar 04 2005Posts: 8877Location: The Peoples Republic of Bradfordia (Scottish Branch)
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
Joke to lighten the depressing gloom
Well apparently we can only afford to pay peanuts so we must have a good chance of getting him.
Red Amber and Black Fantasy Rugby League Champion 2012. By far the most sensible posts on this thread have come from mystic eddie. - copyright Ewwenorfolk 09.04.2013 Aye, and Eddie is hinting at it too. And, as we all know: Mystic Eddie has been right all along! - copyright vbfg 05.01.2017
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Post subject: Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:20 pm
vbfg
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Joined: Dec 09 2001Posts: 7594Location: The People's Republic of Goatistan
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bo
ll ocks off for that.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo
planned hundreds of attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
Link It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his bo
ll ocks off for that.
Ferocious Aardvark wrote: I wonder if it may have a coaching role at Odsal?
He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
When my club didn't exist it was still bigger than yours
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Post subject: Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:54 pm
redhotjalapeno1
International Chairman
Joined: Feb 16 2002Posts: 4816Location: Door to door
vbfg wrote: It doesn't say in that story but they chopped his boll ocks off for that. He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
No problem, we'll play him at half-back.
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Post subject: Re: Chimp planned attacks on zoo visitors
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:16 am
Adeybull
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Joined: Dec 22 2001Posts: 14145Location: At the Gates of Delirium
vbfg wrote: He hasn't used his ball handling skills for a year.
What's Leon got to do with it?
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:29 am
af
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Joined: Dec 22 2001Posts: 10445Location: Bradford
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:39 pm
tigertot
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Joined: Dec 22 2001Posts: 17146Location: Olicana - Home of 'Vark Slayer
af wrote: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Along with the Robins, the Giants, the Warriors, the Airlie Birds......
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:59 pm
Ancient Provocateur
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Joined: Aug 09 2007Posts: 1359Location: I saw, I conquered, I came
Just what Macca needs, another monkey on his back
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