With £8 billion in the bank?! We are getting a helicopter EACH.

I'm willing to forgo my helicopter if he puts a bit more into the playing fund...and puts on the busses.

See you joke Pump but if you said that with conviction and added in a few of the favourite ‘in the know’ tag lines at least a few of the RL journos would pick up the story and run with it.

This is how most stories seem to start these days although no one makes up positive stories anymore