Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.
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Smart Rs wrote:Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.
Paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud booming voice....
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
Paddy replies....
"IS THAT YOU GOD?".
The voice replies....
"NO YOU THICK IRISH SO AND SO, IT'S THE ICE RINK MANAGER".
Joined: Jun 21 2003 Posts: 4836 Location: Haydock Central
Smart Rs wrote:Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.
I have got to agree, the sound quality under the scaff is poor. Not that I go to listen to jokes at half time. Just seems like the sound is all Bass and no Treble, hence all you hear is a muffling sound.
Smart Rs wrote:Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.
He is better when you cant ear him from his jokes when were in town
Joined: May 11 2005 Posts: 7498 Location: Back in the badlands of the metropolitan borough of Wigoon
saintyick wrote:Paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud booming voice....
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".
Paddy replies....
"IS THAT YOU GOD?".
The voice replies....
"NO YOU THICK IRISH SO AND SO, IT'S THE ICE RINK MANAGER".
I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome
Half time was the most fun of the entire evening. Thanks Mr H for making the night a little brighter, and thanks to Scully and his gash kicking for also making the night a little brighter, and thanks go to the shyyte catchers for making the evening a little brighter. NO Thanks go to saints for boring me to death though.
Holding is a dude.
-------- My next challenge for The Steve Prescott Foundation, is to walk from Land End to John O Groats, 900 miles, in just 12 days.
No1 Saint wrote:I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome
Aye, I remember that too, somthing about a walrus and he and/or the club had to make an appology.
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No1 Saint wrote:I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome
I remember that, Neil's always a laugh when we play Wigan.
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, so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.
and he and/or the club had to make an appology.
