...........and do some work. I am finding Southstander truly frustrating this morning and keep losing my patience with you all.

I'll go have some coffee, work a couple of files and be back in an hour or two.

Lets try and improve standards whilst I am away eh folks? You have been unbelievably stupid this morning and you've almost spoiled my morning's effort at work avoidance.

You sound like mystic eddie.

Oh BTW, don't work too hard old lad.

Imagine how I feel I havent any work ATM.

Will he check back on this thread before coming back? Worth a try.

Gareth, I believe that all our players are inevitably going to Union, but it's OK as we should replace them all anyway. With centres. Australian ones. Over the age of 35. Today.

Now go back to work.

Have a look at some porn then have a kip then you will be ready to face the nuptys again G1, works everytime.

Execllent suggestion old bean. It worked a trick.

Lets do everything G1 wants to do!!

Where do you work G1 ??

G1. Work.

There's two words I never thought I'd hear in the same sentence....