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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:44 pm 
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Quagmire wrote:That is quite clearly my saying.

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No Body Can Compare To The Legend That Is Glenn Quagmire...






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The Joker® wrote:No Body Can Compare To The Legend That Is Glenn Quagmire...


That better? :lol:

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Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks






Leeds Rhinos? 8 for you, Leeds Rhinos! You go, Leeds Rhinos.

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gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks


:lol:

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Glenn Quagmire wrote:That better? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: All You Need Now Is A Picture... :wink:






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gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks

:lol: You've Got To Love The Guy!... :lol:






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The Joker® wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: All You Need Now Is A Picture... :wink:


Is someone gunna get me one because I can never do them because they are too big?

Go on Joker you know you want to sort one for me! :lol:

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He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!






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I've never done it with a mexican before. Oh-Lay!!!

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Glenn Quagmire wrote:I've never done it with a mexican before. Oh-Lay!!!

:lol: Great Picture By The Way!...

Lois Griffin: Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
Glenn Quagmire: Well you know, Lois, I... I gotta confess, uh, when you called me, I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That's why I rushed over, but uh... it's fine, it's fine, whatever. I'm happy to help

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Glenn Quagmire: Oh, good morning, honey. That feels really good. That-w-what-hey, hey, hey! What the hell?! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!






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