It was Keighly actually

Ah yes, young Emma Louise that was.

Hows the toilet facilities there? Maybe you could do Angela Powers job

Got more people putting their names on the list for my 21st Haven't I?

Even got representation from Southstander for my weekend away.
We do not accept reposibility for underage drinkers though, Floydy, so we trust you will be on orange juice all weekend.

I know somebody who got pleasured in the toilets at Knowsley Road once.

I'm sure Loz will fill you in on the details as he was there.

Terrible toilets. Would of been better outside but it was too cold.

I think he's a bit too young for her, and besides, she's too classy for any of that.

As long as the bathrooms in good nick he wont care.

Ok, if that's your excuse.

Be rude to have a weekend away on the drink without Mr Dependency himself.