Yesterday and monday they were going on about talking to bosses of Petrol companies doing a deal called April Fuels day today where petrol would be half price.

THis morning they announced that certain stations had agreed to halve the cost of petrol and diesel for the duration of the breakfast show, but because they weren't allowed to advertise, peoplw would have to ring in to find out where they could get to know where had the offer on.

So many dense people

Na the birthday boy is just off for a few shandys later instead!

No I'm not. I've got my leg in pot so it's just a take-away birthday curry for me!

I thought the whole Shearer - New Newcastle manager thing was a big one. I'd have laughed my fanny off if it was.

On the plus side, it'll be even funnier when they get relegated.

Hippo birdy mate

Shame.
Happy birthday fella!

How can anyone not like kebabs ?
Nowt better than munching on a few slices of elephant's leg when you are trying to remember where you live .

I was on about me.

Good to see you share a good day for a birthday like moi!

this appeared on gumtree on 31st March early april fool or the way forward? you decide

this appeared on gumtree on 31st March early april fool or the way forward? you decide