Dear Homer

I want to sleep with your wife


regards


Above & Beyond

i said hello to you

Marge only has eyes for me, and lesbian pal Lindsay Neagle

and I waved back

I got a picture with you tonight Homer J ill get it up as soon as posiible mate.

Many thanks in advance

proof

Brian Noble's mouth obviously but don't know about the rest.

I saw you Homer - in front of the south stand - entertaining the kids with your high fives. I was a tad annoyed when someone else tried to impersonate you out on the pitch during the warm up. I mentioned this to the wife who was stood next to me and she quietly whispered in my ear "But thats Brian Noble!"

Does anyone else see the similarity - or should I take myself to specsavers or become a referee???????

Thanks Chorley Rhino

The Kids enjoyed the High Five's - But on many occasion I was asked where's Marge - The answer was - She was at home looking after Maggie.

PS - Mr Noble may be applying for a Job at Specsavers in the near future.