By slipping the script writer a tenner?

has he done the deed?

No, he's saving himself for Deidrie...

Ken and Maria





what a lovely couple they would make

You sir disgust me.

poo i typed Ken























i meant Norris

Oohhh ! Dr Westphalen .....

as you would ..



Deidre or Beacham.....



We stopped in the Marriott opposite Granada Studios once and when we came down for brekkie the lovely Blanche was sat there reading through her lines (i think)..the looks run in the family.

Sorry guys, but WTF are you lot on about?

I believe the breeze of insanity, that has blown through the heads of some of our fellow posters for a while, has finally spread to some of the more rational members of our online discussion group.



Or to quote a great scholar:

This Guy -

Are you seriously suggesting that Joanna Lumley is the illegitimate lovechild of the two on the left?

<tad mode on> I'd rock her boat! <tad mode off>

i think you (wisely?) missed a 'barge pole' gag opportunity there.

missed it ! what did he do ?

Where is Andy G?

I wouldn't right off Deirdre, I bet you could learn a alot from her well used bits. She also has a neck like a ribbed condom, so that's a plus point.

has Deirdre had a boob job?

Lad.

I don't blame Ken at all for shopping elsewhere, surely the sight of deirdre's veins popping out of her neck whilst.....................would put anyone off