Why is it hard?

You fantasize over the Harris Ferrino?

Fantastic.

You just dont like it becasue I more famous Portugese Person then you in UK!

I have special Lap Dancing Lady!

But Ferrino, I am real person. I'm special. Not just alter ego of the Steve Coogan


Fantastic.

But we have 1 thing in Comon Special One, we both want Manchester to Lose.

Tyrants?
City?
United?
Phoenix?

I can't take anything Iestyn says seriously when he's on the TV.

Not until he sorts those bloody hands out.

Iestyn 'Jazz Hands' Harris.

We want the Sky TV deal Manchester United

IMO, A better idea would be to scrap the quota as it stands altogether and to change it to say eight, non-five nations qualified players in any starting seventeen. This could be reduced by one each year down to a maximum of five in any starting seventeen.

Then it would not matter whether a player was from Australia, New Zealand, Samoa or Outer Mongolia - if they don't qualify to play for England, Scotland, N Ireland, Wales or France then they count on the quota.

Or would that just be too simple an idea?