Well according press reports the Gibraltar situation is tense and one shot by madman away from military conflict. So, what's the EU law on this? Do we and Spain get kicked out if there is trouble? Do the other member states gang up on us? What happens if the unlikely happens?

War with Spain? You been on the waccy baccy?

Just referring to analysis attributed to one of our parliamentary representative.

Yes well William Hague gets a bit confused from time to time.

Aye, its all that beer he used to drink as a lad...

Lol. I reckon it's all those caps he wears and log flume rides.

What happens Dally is the trade unions, jobless students and salad munchers on here all go on anti war protests telling us war doesn't solve anything and its all about oil / the American neoliberal agenda or whatever. Good honest squaddies who are defending our Queen will get abused on the streets for fighting for their country because thats the country we live in nowadays where no doubt if they'd been muslamic jeehaders they would have got benefits, human rights lawyers and a mosque built for them all at the expense of the taxpayer!

But don't worry about war Spain has been gay since Franco died, they won't last five minutes once the parachute regiment drop in to Madrid

I guess now we will find out if Cameron has got balls like Maggie did.

Conquering Spain would be a doddle, we already own the whole of the east coast, special forces not required at all.

Yes but most of them who own it are from darn sarf.
I'm recruiting an Internationalist movement to side with the Spanish.
Do you fancy joining, even Wezzies are accepted?

Not sure, I mean I've been inland and the natives aren't always that friendly.

Was once driving my father and his flatmate across Spain from Benidorm (where they lived) to Santander to catch the ferry home for their two months back in blighty (my nominated job every year) and we stopped off at what was jokingly refered to as a "Service Station", in reality a bar in a nearby village somewhere right in the middle of Spain.

We wanted some dinner (it was dinner time not evening) and the bar had some tapas dishes on the counter so my dad asked, in his best Spanish acquired after several years living in Benidorm, the bar owner what was in each of the dishes, the bar owner shrugged his shoulders as he didn't understand my father, he turned to his flat mate and said "This bloody idiot doesn't even understand Spanish" to which he was reminded that we were now in Spain and not Benidorm Spain.

Apparently there's a difference.