Are we all looking forward to what will surely be a better and more entertaining trial than that of OJ Simpson, that for reasons unfathomable, so obsessed our media that it was televised live wall to wall?

The US man accused of imprisoning three women for about a decade in his house in Ohio will plead not guilty to all charges, his lawyers say.

Think I'll tune in occasionally to see how that one goes down

There's the Pistorius trial coming up soon as well. That'll be a lesson in how justice can differ according to how much money you have, no doubt.

I personally found the OJ trial a million times more interesting than any Eurovision Song Contest I had to endure growing up.

You expecting him to turn up?

I've told you a billion times not to exaggerate.