Scooter Nik wrote:As above. Brown shoes for the country, black for anything else.
The colour doesn’t make much difference to me. I was wearing black shoes about a couple of weeks back and I still couldn’t see that they were sh
it on my shoe. I only realised when I walked into my mates flat on the fourth floor and he complained that I put sh
it on his carpet. I’m going to buy brown shoes next so I have a better excuse. I couldn’t see because of the disguise!
I have no sense of smell either..