What do you think - just an unfortunate coming together of sore groin, air banjo and breathing problems, or something else? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ublic.html

What do you think - just an unfortunate coming together of sore groin, air banjo and breathing problems, or something else? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ublic.html

I think he needs that Mrs of his to give him an early morning banjo-strumming instead of knocking one out on that early morning train.

Are you all at it down that way Dally?

Surely I can't be the only one who sees the irony in the thread title, followed by a Daily Mail link?

Move away then, you halfwit. She reminds me of one of those stupid cows who would write in to Points Of View bemoaning the fact that they had to sit through an whole hour of foul language and violence, rather than just turning the telly over.

Now-now.
It must have been awful watching that newspaper tremble?
She should have said, 'Come on big-boy, fook that paper off and give me a proper gander at your girth.'

It's far from just being female behaviour.

My father has spent years railing against the BBC for 'that scene' in The Singing Detective.

After I pointed out, in fact, Potter's drama is actually quite puritanical and that he was judging something in isolation, out of context, he mused for a minute – and then blamed the Beeb for not ensuring that a programme on the other BBC channel at the time had not finished just before Patrick Malahide's bum was displayed on the other BBC channel, thus meaning that viewers switching from one channel to the other would glimpse it.

Crassness beyond belief. But there is no logic – thus my own parents seem to consider certain swear words to be massively worse than domestic violence.

Reminds me of a motel we used to stay in on a regular basis. The whole of the sales team were staying one night and I managed to blag the night porter, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, to play a video on the in-house channel (after midnight I may add). I'd told him I needed to watch it so I could prepare for a sales presentation the following day. Anyone watching after midnight was treated to Debbie Does Dallas.

As I breezed through reception the following morning I couldn't help but overhear a middle-aged woman berating the poor night porter, proclaiming: "I've never sat through 80 minutes of such filth in my life".

Needless to say, the playing of customer-supplied videos was banned from then on

Took her the full 80 minutes to decide it was filth !!

She was waiting to see if it said 'FIN' at the end...

Reminds me of the old quiz for men:

10) A woman who is uncomfortable watching you m_____

(a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
(b) Is uptight and a waste of time
(c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place