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Author:  Durham Giant [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:46 am ]
Post subject:  Muff diving can damage your health
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990

That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990

That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
Author:  Dally [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
This is old news.
Author:  Mintball [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
'Mouths were designed for eating (and occasionally a bit of breathing) but nothing else. Only revolting perverts – particularly the gay kind – would even think of using them for some other, entirely unnatural purpose.'
Author:  Dally [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
Mintball wrote:'Mouths were designed for eating (and occasionally a bit of breathing) but nothing else. Only revolting perverts – particularly the gay kind – would even think of using them for some other, entirely unnatural purpose.'



You haven't, have you....?
Author:  Ferocious Aardvark [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
For those unable to abstain despite the awful risks, why not just wear one of those huge thin polythene bags that you get your suit in from the dry cleaners, for total protection?
Author:  Mintball [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
Dally wrote:You haven't, have you....?


I have indeed just paraphrased you.

I feel dirty now.
Author:  Dally [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
Mintball wrote:I feel dirty now.


Better get the old diving togs on then.
Author:  DHM [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
If God had designed things a bit better he wouldn't have put the snack bar next to the toilets.
Author:  Dally [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
DHM wrote:If God had designed things a bit better he wouldn't have put the snack bar next to the toilets.


Or the chocolate shop in one of the toliets.
Author:  Son of Les [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Muff diving can damage your health
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:For those unable to abstain despite the awful risks, why not just wear one of those huge thin polythene bags that you get your suit in from the dry cleaners, for total protection?



I've got a resucitation mask that I'm sure I can modify to make a portable version.


I'd bet Dally wouldn't turn a BJ down, though I suppose that's different.
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