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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:08 pm 
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i am quite fond of my spicy Indian and Mexican food.

I was out last night for a Mexican and had my usual portion of jalapenos.

Does anyon have any suggestions for the best way of avoiding chilli bum ( apart from not eating them) or how best to ameliorate the problem when i have to go to the toilet.






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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:09 pm 
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Try taking Alka-Seltzer, it sorts my stomach out when I've drank too much. Just a tablet that dissolves in water.

I don't tend to get the chilli bum problem so I'm not sure if it will work or not but it's worth a try, you can get them from boots and they're not too expensive.

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Take a ton of laxatives so if it's going to burn it'll only be for a short while.






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