Terrorist: Next time you have the chance to shoot somebody..... DON'T HESITATE. bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang McClane: Thanks for the advice!
The Running Man Ben Richards: "I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"
Anchorman Brian Fantana: "Love is like a mysterious fig"
In Red Dawn Patrick Swayze has this Russian guy prisoner and points a gun at him, the Russian goes "This violate the Geneva convention!" and Swayze goes, "Ain't never heard of it" and shoots him LOL.
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This (or rather a quoted conversation) from Anchorman - made me laugh hard:
Brian Fantana: Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
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