If Dorries was any thicker, she'd set.

She is so in tune with de Pfeffel that they now post identical tweets right down to the punctuation in defence of Angela Rayner who apparently possesses legs which are unheard of in the Conservative party. To make matters worse she uses them to distract de Pfeffel which to be fair is fairly low hanging fruit.

Apparently she thinks the successful privatisation of C5 is the example C4 should follow... Plot twist: C5 has never been publicly owned...

Whose that, Angela Raynor?

To avoid confusion Nadine Dorries would no longer feature in any cabinet except that of de Pfeffel because her lack of knowledge on the ministry she runs matches that of the leader. It is the same for the member from the 17th century who is equally abject ideal for a de Pfeffel posting, so much so they had to create one for him.

Nadine strikes again but this time at Rugby Leagueā€™s expense. I know she is the sports minister but letā€™s face it not one of the most challenging posts for a normal human being but not Nadine. If you are going to an event in theory to support our World Cup you would hope she would at least do some homework but no not Nadine. This was the woman who believed Channel 4 was funded by the taxpayers, so is it no surprise she quoted her most exciting rugby league moment was the drop kick she watched live at 1100hrs. The problem was this was the Johnny Wilkinson drop goal.

You couldnā€™t make it up!

I still canā€™t believe people vote for these people!