Joined: May 30 2009 Posts: 455 Location: Warrington
Mild Rover wrote:No deal currently at 4-1 with Coral and Ladbrokes.
Time for some light prepping this weekend, I think. Get the panic in early. Makes you think about the true essentials in life. Bog roll being right up there.
She was never a remainer. Her pre referendum interventions for remain were infrequent and lukewarm. Presumably merely keeping sweet the side she thought would win.
Joined: Jun 01 2007 Posts: 12664 Location: Leicestershire.
POSTL wrote:If it was 100-1 I wouldn't risk a bet
Ahhh, but would you (hypothetically) offer me, say 50-1 or 20-1?
I ‘bet’ you’ll be buying a couple of extra tins of beans and a bigger pack of Andrex than normal... I bet you will.
The chance to use WIZEB’s amazing bidet is definitely some consolation though. Can I use your bog as well, mate? Or do I have to drive to Withernsea in stinky discomfort?
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
Joined: May 30 2009 Posts: 455 Location: Warrington
Mild Rover wrote:Ahhh, but would you (hypothetically) offer me, say 50-1 or 20-1?
I ‘bet’ you’ll be buying a couple of extra tins of beans and a bigger pack of Andrex than normal... I bet you will.
The chance to use WIZEB’s amazing bidet is definitely some consolation though. Can I use your bog as well, mate? Or do I have to drive to Withernsea in stinky discomfort?
I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha
On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it
POSTL wrote:I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha
On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it
Bidets have mixer taps (loving the thread drift from the Brexit debate, which has both remain and leave sides bored)
Joined: Jun 01 2007 Posts: 12664 Location: Leicestershire.
POSTL wrote:I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha
On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it
I’m not much on a gambling man, i’m afraid - though I might be tempted to offer you 4-1 on (1-4) on deal or delay, if I were! That said, I hope you’re right.
I’ll be fine btw - I have a plan. It’s y’all who’ll be using the shiny 1980s British Rail issue stuff. There’s a childhood memory I wish I could forget.
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
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