Effing bonkers.

It gets on my proverbial a when the so-called Food Channel shows that bloody awful Man v Food .

Mind, that's enough to make white South African cuisine look healthy - and there's a reason that population has such high rates of heart disease - sugar and an aversion to fresh food (except meat and, very, very occasionally, some fish) and fruit and vegetables.

Coddy meant to write 4 x fried bread as opposed to 4 x fried eggs.
The drink of choice on their website shows a can of coke.

Phew, I can rest easy, I thought there was going to be too much protein.

We don't often eat ready prepared sauces, etc out of jars, except I do exempt Mrs Dally from spending 3 or 4 hours in the kitchen preparing my dinner when she's had a 4 hour drive, like today. So she did her quick out of a jar Korma tonight. It was best out of a jar one we've ever had. it was Aldi's "Specially Selected" brand should anyone want to try it.

Why didn't you just cook instead?

Where's me popcorn?

I am a man. I do cook one meal every few weekends as that's what a family man ought to. Rest of the time, it's a woman's work. Ask Mintball!

You've not starved yet? Your wife needs to grow a pair. As it were.

A friend of mine who resides in West Yorkshire told us one evening, in his wife's presence, that he had booked her an Italian cookery course as her birthday present so she could prepare him better meals. Remarkably, they are still happily married. Maybe there is a message there?

Judging by the father and son, she already has a ginormous pair