She takes a bit of missing mate.

coorrrr !

Gordon Bennett !

bet there's not many blokes try chatting her up ?

Didn't want to add anything, just felt that this post deserved re-quoting.

I was Boycotts batman once.

Was he your, ?

Right hander. Wandered off to square leg after every ball

poor sod, bet it was a laugh a minute ?

Yup, it was the only bit I got wrong.
I can see him stood at the wicket now, definite right-hander, an amateurish mistake from moi.

Once took 6 hours to score 30 odd runs.
That sounds about right.

Lets just say that he dominated the England dressing room, although he did not have the support of the England dressing room, he also accused me of stealing some cricket balls off him

What about the curly haired Irish golfer who has won a major or 2?

Phil Taylor continues to dominate the world of darts. Maybe he could move up the order from his runner up/third position a year or two ago!