That explains a lot.

Does it really ?

Yes.

Ok, if you say so then it must be right.

Wise words.

I'm covered on this one as I wouldn't put my fingers in a tube of Pringles either.

Might be a tight fit.
I'll try it later and get back to you.

Straight into my top ten tips, this one.
With the sub-para, to never order fish and chips in a pub, they (in general) aren't equipped to cook 'em like a proper chip shop.(*)

(*) The only exception I have come across was The Rockingham Arms in Towton.

My now ex-bother in law used to tell me "never get married". What he should have said was "never marry your sister" - sound advice on many levels.

And, he's on his third marriage now.

Never eat seafood while travelling.

Never eat a McDonalds before getting on a plane to Singapore.