I'll hold my hands up to trolling Guardian's CIF, but I've never posted an inflammatory comment on here without my tongue being firmly in my cheek.

Are you stressed? That tends to make one indecisive.

Are you, perhaps, poised on a knife-edge, psychologically speaking, as a result of the posts of me and RB? The whole thing is becoming fascinating now we are all trying to read deep meaning into every 'utterance' on these boards. Who will be first to crack (or second - after Standee a month or two back)?

Wigan_Fan is still locked in Minty and tb's cellar.
There's room for you yet Dally.

Don't worry Mintball, me and my counselling chairs are 10,000 miles away. Though I will be back in London when my NRL season finishes next year.

Phew!