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Post subject: Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:42 am
Rock God X
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McLaren_Field wrote:Jamie Jones-Buchanan THINKS that he is Jesus - there is a difference.
As we well know, in matters of religion the burden of proof is reversed. It's therefore up to you to either prove that he's not Jesus, or begin worshipping him.
Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.
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Post subject: Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:45 am
Ferocious Aardvark
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Rock God X wrote:Maybe Jamie Jones-Buchanan is Jesus? His second coming is overdue, is it not?
Hmm. There could be something in that. If JC's last visit was J(A) then his second coming could be J(B). It would not take much digging to deduce that JC(A) could thus be unearthed as JC(B).
One doubt occurred, if JJB is in fact JCB, why does he play like a wtat, but then I realised that could be just demonstrating the human fallibility thing, so who knows?
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Post subject: Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:47 am
Ferocious Aardvark
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Rock God X wrote:As we well know, in matters of religion the burden of proof is reversed. It's therefore up to you to either prove that he's not Jesus, or begin worshipping him.
Perhaps you could ask kirkstaller if it's the same guy that comes round for tea?
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Post subject: Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:02 pm
Him
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Nope, my mistake. It was Jamie Jones-Buchanan after all. I mean Jesus' head would never be that shape.
But I did meet Jesus in another deep spiritual interaction, he said that Kirkstaller has it all wrong. Evolution is true, creationism is incorrect and it's just plain silly to take the bible literally and not apply its teachings to modern standards. He said that the whole point of him going around doing good deeds was to try and inspire other people to also do good deeds, not blindly follow some bastardised interpretation of what he was trying to do or to take his teachings and tales as literal but as metaphors for how someone should live their life. Basically he said that you only need to live by the bit that says "treat others as you would wish to be treated" and you'll do fine and fulfill his goal of trying to make things better.
Now I don't believe a word these so-called "scientists" say about evolution and the big bang and what have you, but I have faith in Jesus. So there. Conclusive proof, backed up with incontrovertible evidence.
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