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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Farts are much misunderstood. People used to pay money to watch a performer whose act was about farting.
The noble art of flatulism, as personified by Leonard Rossiter in his biopic of Joseph Pujol, more commonly known as Le Petomane. There used to be competitions in French music halls, with good prizes for the winners. The competition was fierce though. one woman was disqualified for having a whistle up her arse and a bloke was similarly turfed out after follwing through. Pujol could fart the Marsellaise
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cod'ead wrote:The noble art of flatulism, as personified by Leonard Rossiter in his biopic of Joseph Pujol, more commonly known as Le Petomane. There used to be competitions in French music halls, with good prizes for the winners. The competition was fierce though. one woman was disqualified for having a whistle up her arse and a bloke was similarly turfed out after follwing through. Pujol could fart the Marsellaise
I watched the Italian film on Petomane quite a lot of years ago. Was quite an amusing movie to be fair.
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Him wrote:Just out of interest, how do you recognise Michael Gove from that picture?
Its a picture of an Ar$ole innit !!!!
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