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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:12 am 
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Fitting that a Nick Griffin/BNP thread transgressed into farts?

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Farts are much misunderstood. People used to pay money to watch a performer whose act was about farting.

Whilst they probably wouldn't let him on BGT, I'm betting people still would today.

Across the globe, what else produces more happiness in the form of levity and general amusement than farts?

At some basic, universal, fundamental human level, somebody letting one rip is even funnier than all but the best pratfalls.

Long live the fart. Pfffffft.






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 Post subject: Re: Nick Griffin - BNP
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:28 am 
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Farts are much misunderstood. People used to pay money to watch a performer whose act was about farting.



The noble art of flatulism, as personified by Leonard Rossiter in his biopic of Joseph Pujol, more commonly known as Le Petomane. There used to be competitions in French music halls, with good prizes for the winners. The competition was fierce though. one woman was disqualified for having a whistle up her arse and a bloke was similarly turfed out after follwing through. Pujol could fart the Marsellaise






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cod'ead wrote:The noble art of flatulism, as personified by Leonard Rossiter in his biopic of Joseph Pujol, more commonly known as Le Petomane. There used to be competitions in French music halls, with good prizes for the winners. The competition was fierce though. one woman was disqualified for having a whistle up her arse and a bloke was similarly turfed out after follwing through. Pujol could fart the Marsellaise


I watched the Italian film on Petomane quite a lot of years ago.
Was quite an amusing movie to be fair.

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Mintball wrote:He's a very naughty boy.


Go on then, if you must. :D

No. You know perfectly well that would not past the watershed test. Mintball

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See post to which you responded. Mintball






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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:I recognise Michael Gove, but who's the teacher?

Just out of interest, how do you recognise Michael Gove from that picture?

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Him wrote:Just out of interest, how do you recognise Michael Gove from that picture?


Its a picture of an Ar$ole innit !!!!






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